This stuff can’t be made up
May 16th, 2012In the coming months, a new movie about a killing in East Texas will hit the theaters. Titled simply “Bernie,” starring Jack Black in the lead role, the film depicts the story of Bernard Tiede, a gay, mild-mannered associate funeral director in the town of Carthage, Texas who was by most accounts one of the most liked citizens of that small East Texas town. Somewhere along the line, he managed to befriend Marjorie Nugent, a very rich widow with lots of oil money who owned a local bank to boot. But the town’s richest citizen was no angel. In fact, she was, in the words of some of the gossips in Carthage, the “meanest woman in East Texas.” Soon after meeting Ms. Nugent, Bernie became her constant companion, living in her mansion and traveling to distant locations with her. He also began to manage her money. As their “relationship” blossomed, Ms. Nugent arranged for Bernie to inherit her entire estate upon her death. But even that anticipated windfall couldn’t dissuade Bernie from shooting Ms. Nugent four times in the back on a November evening in 1997. What led up to that fateful shooting and the surreal events which followed make up the content of “Bernie.”
No one in town could deny that Bernie pumped four .22 bullets into Ms. Nugent. Nor could the townspeople quibble about the fact that instead of contacting law enforcement, he instead “buried” Ms. Nugent in the freezer with a sprinkling of chicken pot pie packages placed on top of her frozen body. And it seemed that when the case broke, no one in town was really that upset that Ms. Nugent’s body remained in that frozen state for nine months before the Panola County Sheriff’s Department finally began to look for her. In fact, the town of Carthage actually benefited during that nine-month spell since Bernie continued to spend Ms. Nugent’s money not only on himself but on various projects around town, among them replacing the city’s decrepit Christmas lights with new ones. All courtesy of Marjorie Nugent’s money, of course.
Naturally, anyone from outside Carthage would want to know how this town’s grand dame could go missing for nine months and not a single Carthaginian would notice or even care. That was an indication of just how despised she was around town. But what about Ms. Nugent’s family? She hadn’t spoken to her sister in years and her son, Dr. Rod Nugent from right here in Amarillo, Texas, wasn’t the one to contact police about his missing mother. In fact, it was the Panola County Sheriff’s Department who contacted Dr. Nugent about his mother. What does that say about the bonds between mother and son? OK, we all have knowledge of dysfunctional families and estranged adult children and parents. But what is most bizarre about this whole affair was the scene which unfolded soon after the discovery of Ms. Nugent’s body each and every morning down at the town’s most popular restaurant, Daddy Sam’s Barbecue. There, the duly-elected District Attorney, Danny Buck Davidson, would be surrounded and assailed by townspeople, desperately trying to persuade the prosecutor not to indict Bernie for the murder of Nugent. Although many wouldn’t come right out and say it, the message was clear: if anyone deserved to be killed, it was Marjorie Nugent.
What followed was the inevitable indictment, pre-trial proceedings and trial which ended up badly for Bernie. He was convicted, primarily on the basis of his frank and candid confession, and sentenced to life in prison. I mean, what else could any jury do when Bernie himself says that he killed Ms. Nugent because she was just so mean and he felt that he couldn’t get away from her. That didn’t help; nor did the fact that he admitted that he had been thinking about shooting her for two months leading up to the day of the shooting. So, it was life in prison as the inevitable conclusion to the affair. But it still did not change any of the collective minds in Carthage about whether Marjorie Nugent actually had it coming or whether life in prison for Bernie was a just and fair resolution to the case.
The film co-stars Shirley MacLaine as the “meanest woman in town” and also takes advantage of several townspeople who are given speaking roles. Several of the most conspicuous and chattiest town gossips figure prominently in the film and are simply allowed to speak their minds about the events. Onlookers to the shooting schedule, recently completed on location in Carthage, tell of how the locals would actually express open hostility toward MacLaine on the set, so convincing was the actress in her portrayal of Nugent. Jack Black, expertly aping the gestures and affectations of Tiede, elicited coos and delight from this Greek chorus. Consider some of these comments: Gossip #1: “Well, hell, even if he did do it, she was so mean and ornery, she had it coming to her.” Gossip #2: “It’s not as bad as people say it is. He only shot her four times, not five.” Like I said, you can’t make this stuff up. From what I’ve heard, D.A. Davidson has put his own good housekeeping seal of approval on the finished product, declaring that the movie is fairly accurate in exactly what it portrays the characters to be. I can’t wait to see this one.